Wednesday, February 16, 2011

My "Mr. Right" Card!


Courtesy of twisted-focus.blogspot.com

I finished watching "27 Dresses" (one of my favorite chick flick movies) and me being me, mind began wandering a lil bit after the movie. I thought to myself, would I make a good husband-et, hubby, mister or plain ol' Mr. Right ? I mean really how would I measure myself?

So me and my creative self made up the "Mr. Right" report card.

Physical ED (How well do I maintain my physical presence) A-

When it comes to physical maintenance, I am always going to score pretty high marks. Presentation (including working out, how your dress, confidence, etc.. ) is for SELF, and should never fall far on the priority list.

Home Economics (How well do I maintain the household) C+

Let's be real ... I am NEVER going to cook. Sorry... that has NEVER been a talent of mine. However, when it comes to cleaning, organizing, and decorating the home. I excel. I am ON POINT regarding household maintenance. However, with cooking being approximately 50% of the grade, I will settle for the C+ *sigh*

Accounting/Finance (How well do I maintain the finances) A+

This SHOULD be an easy 'A'. I keep a very tight ship when it comes to the finances. I have always been very good with maintaining the books. With me at the steering wheel, I can make sure the family's financial standing is heading in the right direction. Bank accounts, stocks, equity investments, life insurance, 401k, real estate holdings ... I GOT THAT. And I just finished paying off all my credit cards and my 2010 vehicle this year. When it comes to money, I pretty much demand to be the captain of the ship. *Sweetie, you just sit in the passenger seat-- and ride.  (Thank's for Rollin with a Brotha ... Thanks for Lettin' a Brotha Roll!)

Language Arts (How well do I communicate) B

I consider myself a very STRONG communicator...(Okay some of the time). I try to be a good listener, and I make sure to communicate my feelings and needs. I know I can be a lil' withholding, and I will never be an open book (only to my partner...  Okay, at times)- However, I have too many walls in place. But as trust is established, I am learning to be more accessible. PLUS I should get extra credit for NOT watching sooo much porn ;) THIS WAS A BIG ONE after having soooo many arguments about my porn watchin' .... (Damn sue me... I'm a freak, dang!)

Sex Ed (How well do I maintain the bedroom) A

Creativity is key. Not to toot my own horn... but I do have tricks up my sleeve. (I like coming home right after the gym and when I'm sweaty and smelling grown man sexy I take my clothes off before I go up the stairs; or right after the shower all I would have on is my timbs and my Dodger blue "LA" hat and I'm good and ready). 

DID I HEAR SOMEONE YELL. . . ATTENNNN-TION!!!!

MY MANHOOD BE READY AND WILLING!

The 'A' is because I am open minded and determined to keep it interesting in the bedroom. Sorry, I really CANNOT think of anything negative on this subject. The only reason I didnt put down an 'A+', is because I dont wanna come off too cocky. (Cocky...hee...hee...Pun intended!) But seriously, I AM A BEAST WITH THE SEX GAME.

Side Bar ~ What the hell... Bumped that I had a third party revaluate that category. Sex ED A+++++!


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2 comments:

  1. You know what?
    I need to do one of these for my site.
    Thank you for the inspiration.

    Keep the blog up.

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  2. hmmmmm...interesting. Lets see if these grades have changed!

    ReplyDelete

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