A Word Of Advice.....

Never leave your credit card in your pocket when your pants are down around your ankles.

Somebody stole Tyler Perry's credit card and ran wild with it for almost 2 weeks, charging nearly $30,000 worth of sh*t, before Tyler even noticed. (2 weeks, dayummm . . . Bruh, your money is long, you know after stuff started bouncing' we would have been on it. . . I'm just sayin')

Something like this happened to a friend of mine once, after he picked up a hooker (Umm, I mean ESCORT . . . "Politically Correct") on Craigslist. Here's a rundown of the haul.


4/25/10 – Southwest Airlines – M. Woods (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $3.00
4/25/10 – Southwest Airlines – M. Woods (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70
4/28/10 – Best Buy – $734.00
4/29/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $6761.95
4/30/10 – Delta Airlines – S. Archer (NY/JFK-Las Vegas) – $1022.70
4/30/10 – Delta Airlines – Q. Hinton (NY/JFK-Las Vegas) – $1022.70
4/30/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $7278.70
5/1/10 – Southwest Airlines – Andre B. (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70
5/1/10 – Southwest Airlines – Justin S. (Burbank-Las Vegas) – $158.70
5/1/10 – Delta Airlines Andre B. (Las Vegas-Los Angeles) – $573.70
5/1/10 – Delta Airlines Justin S. (Las Vegas-Los Angeles) – $573.70
5/1/10 – Fandango.com (movie tickets) – $120.00
5/1/10 – AMC Theatre (North Decatur) – $105.00
5/1/10 – Lowe’s (Greenville) – $7000.00
5/1/10 – Abercrombie.com (clothing) – $500.00
5/2/10 – SVM Prepaid Card (retail) – $317.45
5/3/10 – Spirit Airlines – Q. Hinton (Ft. Lauderdale-NY/LGA) – $660.42
5/3/10 – Spirit Airlines – Q. Hinton (Ft. Lauderdale-NY/LGA) – $250.00
5/3/10 – Toys R Us (King of Prussia) – $505.00
5/3/10 – Amex Gift Card – $192.80
5/3/10 – Fandango.com (movie tickets) – $195.00
5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – P. Smith (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)
5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – P. Smith (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)
5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – Jason S. (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)
5/4/10 – Delta Airlines – John H. (Chicago-Atlanta) – $312.70 – REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)
5/4/10 – Express.com (clothing) – $200.00

A Word Of Advice.....