"Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer ... It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO."
GET IT ~ MOUNT & DO... (HEE, HEE!!!!!!)
"Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
SideBar ~ I LOVE IT... I can see me now, Ummm, yes Mr. Bartender . . . By the way ur a cutie... I need a real "ROCK HARD ONE ON THE ROCKS, PUHLEEZZEEEE."
I don't drink, but I just may become an Alkie off of this one.
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