OMFG . . . Is it resurrection Sunday already? Elizabeth Taylor should never be greeting me and giving me a lap dance at 6:09 a.m.
WTF!!! Like I heard of a little spash on your wrist or a little spritz behind the ear. But, Dayumm-IT Jeeda who told yo arse to get dumped in "White Diamonds" as if this is a baptism on Easter Sunday.
Fam' I CAN'T DO IT TODAY!!!!. . .Ya'll know I been real bitter lately!
My Project Manager would never just walk down our aisle and say ummm, I just felt like I walked into the Yankee Doodle Candle store. . . I politely replied, YOU THINK?
My coworker would never say, it's my favorite fragrance you like? . . . I clearly shot her a look without even speakin' sayin "HEIFER HELL TO THA NAW"!
JESUS GET ME THRU THE DAY . . . Clearly, the Lawd is whispering to me saying B'wood, I gave you the "Patience of JOB" . . . LAWD, did you just hit me with the OLD TESTAMENT?
"For Thou are with me: Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me" . . . But, lawd can I crack someone with it today?
Side Bar: Did she really just whip out the Bumble Bee Tuna Salad with Crackers Snack this morning . . .
TUNA & WHITE DIAMONDS.
I just thru-up in my mouth . . . OH MY GOODNESS, it's in the back of my throat . . . I CAN'T DO IT TODAY... LAWD, I CAN'T!
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