Now Fam…
Let me tell ya’ll what happen to lil ol’ me.
Now B’wood is such a morning person. Most mornings I stop by Mickey D’s to get me a lil breakfast to help jump start my morning and prepare myself to tackle another day at work.
However, today was a lil’ different.
Now last week I received a coupon for a free cup of the new McDonald’s Fruit & Maple Oatmeal!
Yes Ma’am . . . My tummy was ready to Discover the Sweet Harmony of a hardy wholesome breakfast with a tasty bowl of whole grains, and fruit rich in vitamin C.
And to complete my order I asked for a tall cup of Tea with (2) sugars PUH'LEZZZE!
However, the boi at the register should never be tryin’ to READ Me … He says I got u!
U like Tea Bags HUH?
I LOOKED LIKE … HOLD-UP Part'Nah … HOLD UP… What you mean by that BRUH?
I mean clearly I do . . . but I had to think about what he said … He would never laugh with a smirk after he realized what he just yelled out and say… Umm, that came out wrong.
I SAID U THINK?
He would never give me a hot apple pie on the side.
Now Fam’ was that his Mickey D’s way of flirting . . . I’m just sayin??????
Side Bar ~ Now truly. . . Does my bowl look like this?
Ummm, I should never be drinking my oatmeal like I just got gums in my mouth.
This is Re-d**k-U-LOUS . . but his apple pie was H'mm, H'mm . . . Good!
Let me tell ya’ll what happen to lil ol’ me.
Now B’wood is such a morning person. Most mornings I stop by Mickey D’s to get me a lil breakfast to help jump start my morning and prepare myself to tackle another day at work.
However, today was a lil’ different.
Now last week I received a coupon for a free cup of the new McDonald’s Fruit & Maple Oatmeal!
Yes Ma’am . . . My tummy was ready to Discover the Sweet Harmony of a hardy wholesome breakfast with a tasty bowl of whole grains, and fruit rich in vitamin C.
And to complete my order I asked for a tall cup of Tea with (2) sugars PUH'LEZZZE!
However, the boi at the register should never be tryin’ to READ Me … He says I got u!
U like Tea Bags HUH?
I LOOKED LIKE … HOLD-UP Part'Nah … HOLD UP… What you mean by that BRUH?
I mean clearly I do . . . but I had to think about what he said … He would never laugh with a smirk after he realized what he just yelled out and say… Umm, that came out wrong.
I SAID U THINK?
He would never give me a hot apple pie on the side.
Now Fam’ was that his Mickey D’s way of flirting . . . I’m just sayin??????
Side Bar ~ Now truly. . . Does my bowl look like this?
Ummm, I should never be drinking my oatmeal like I just got gums in my mouth.
This is Re-d**k-U-LOUS . . but his apple pie was H'mm, H'mm . . . Good!
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