Atlanta, GA brace yourself today. . . It’s Thursday, January 07, 2010 and global warming has reared its ugly head this morning.
Today it’s Mostly Cloudy, Feels like 18 degrees, winds from the West at 4 mph, and snow showers will be arriving today by noon.
So, yeah a kidd from Cali, ain’t feeling it today.
I rather be at home, curled-up under a warm, fuzzy blanket with the fireplace burning and a nice “juicy” scandalous book.
However, SNAP-BACK to reality B . . . That’s wishful thinkin’!
So as usual I took my elevator ride down to the ground floor.
Upon my arrival I wondered what my yummy, ummy, tummy wanted to indulge in this cold, wintry morning.
Fam’ you know a hardy breakfast is a great way to start your morning off right.
As I step foot in Le Petit Café… (HOLD UP) . . .B’wood, bourgeois self always changing the name of stuff.
Oops, let me be real . . . As, I step foot in the “small ass cafeteria”, I decided to order a two egg vegetable omelet, sprinkled with fine, sharp, cheddar cheese, one pancake on the side, a 20 oz cup of cinnamon-apple herbal tea and two packages of Smuckers honey, please.
Awww, yes . . . a breakfast fit for a King.
As I walk down the corridor I patiently await for the elevator. Seconds, later another man arrives and says, “good morning”, as he waits beside me.
Ding, our elevator arrives.
Just as I proceed to enter the elevator, a third man says, “Please, hold the elevator”.
So of course I pressed the open door button, however, never did I imagine I would have a flashback as if I was on a Ski trip to the Colorado Mountains.
This man had on the best 2010 Ski Apparel ~ limited edition. I said to myself he’s rather fashionable, but, last time I check I thought I was on an elevator not a Ski lift to the Appalachian Mountains.
I must say I stood their dumb-founded . . . Bruh, had on a sweater, a stylish Faux-Fur Bomber hat with ear flaps, a ski jacket, ski gloves, ski boots, heavily insulated snow pants and to top it off a heavy duty hikers backpack.
Just before I could even gather my thoughts the other man, “Says, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING”?
“GOD DAMN!”
“FUCK, HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE MOVIE 2012?”
“IS THE FUCKIN’ WORLD COMING TO AN END.”
“MAN THIS IS GEORGIA, NOT BUFFALO, NEW YORK.”
“YOU GOT ALL THIS SHIT ON!”
When, I tell you a flood gate of tears came running down my face.
OMFG… I couldn’t believe he said that.
Why the main politely replied, you can never be too prepared, it’s snowing today you know.
LAWD, I pressed Floor 22 one mo’ gin. . . I couldn’t take it.
PLEASE LAWD get me off this elevator….
LAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, I’m beggin’ you please!
I literally thought I lost my bowels.
Today has sealed the deal.
Government employees are either crippled or crazy!
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