Hit It One Good Time ~ Babe I Don't Mind!

What in the world is going on?

Now in my sexual life, I so don't play the role of a pillow-biter.

Ummm, for those who don't know what a pillow-biter is let me educate you.

"It's an exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Yorkie, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.

Of course this was a damn good dream . . . not to mention, Ja Rule and I were clearly gettin' it in.

Damn, I so miss him.

However, boo, between me and you, please get that damn grill fixed. That bottom row was changing lanes all over the place.

Hit It One Good Time ~ Babe I Don't Mind!