Wednesday, July 15, 2009
The Elevator Experience
OMG- I swear to goodness, I literally thought I was special, but, clearly, I am a step above the rest.
Why I just came back to the building from getting my BIG BOY/ GROWN MAN Sexy breakfast from Waffle House, and I got on the elevator. (Yes Lawd, another elevator story).
As I press the 22nd Floor button, this man who works for another Federal agency was on with me, and someone yelled out . . . hold the elevator please.
Before, I could press the door button. This fool yells out!
HELL NAW, and lets the doors closed.
OMG, I literally regurgitated my dinner from last night. Every bone in my body tried to hold it in. BUT, I literally hollered.
So why I know without a shadow of a doubt, that g'rl is going to think it was me.
But, I clearly was an innocent bystander!
Sidebar ~ Tears are still running down my face. PRICELESS! Don't tell me G'vernment workers ain't crazy.
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LOL......I see that happen a lot
ReplyDeleteSo much for chivalry... Lol
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