B~Wood Chronicles . . .: May 2010

Friday, May 28, 2010

Wait Til Misa,Sarah and Cassie Hear About This

Diddy bought Kim Porter a new house.

According to The Real Estalker

BUYER: Sean Combs for Kim Porter
LOCATION: Toluca Lake, CA
PRICE: $5,250,000
SIZE: 9,655 square feet, 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms

Property records show the newly built, two-story, white clapboard Georgian style mansion measures 9,655 square feet and includes 6 bedrooms, 6.5 poopers, a glitzy entrance hall with black and white checked marble floor, formal living room, dining room with a temperature controlled wine room, screening room, library, gym, eat-in kitchen with Viking brand appliances and adjacent family room with fireplace.

The walled and fully landscaped grounds include a gated driveway, large motor court and three car garage, a covered loggia on the ground floor and a huge sun terrace overlooking the back yard on the second floor, a built-in barbecue center with Viking brand griller, a pergola shaded outdoor living room with outdoor fireplace, large flat expanses of unnaturally green lawn that is studded with flagstones near the heated in-ground swimming pool and spa.

You'll Never Guess Who Lil Romeo Is Dating

Master P’s son Romeo Miller is celebrating more than his new group and album.

The former No Limit soldier turned Trojan has officially announced that he is dating Kaitlin Najjar – daughter of Atlanta Real Estate developer Lee Najjar.

For those who don’t know Najjar by his government name, Lee also goes by the alias “Big Poppa” and is best known for his on again off again fling with Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak.

It is reported that the two met at USC, where they both attend school, Kaitlin’s brother also helps manage a group that Romeo created.

Romeo, who is not shy referred to her as his “special somebody” via his Facebook page

Making The Video - Dirty Money "Hello Good Morning"

Team Dirty Money, Diddy, Dawn, Kaleena, along with Ricky Ross, T.I and Nicki Minaj offer up another behind the scenes look to their new video for “Hello, Good Morning” the remix.

Diddy know what he is doing people, peep the Biggi/Kim vibe from the video…hmmmmmm and T.I is still the man. This is going to be a hot video

Janet Perform On American Idol

For those who miss Janet Jackson perform on American Idol the other night.

Brandy Singing Etta James "At Last"

How do you think she did

Thursday, May 27, 2010

THE PINK MAFIA MADE HIM AN OFFER HE COULDN'T REFUSE

Looks like Wale will be performing at DC Pride after all.

Last week there was some sort of mix-up where Wale's publicist said he wouldn't be playing DC Pride because he didn't know it was a gay event, but Wale said it was because of a family emergency. Whatever the reason for the fake lies, Wale has agreed to appear.

NICKI MINAJ TEASER FOR THE JUNE VIBE COVER

Nicki Minaj will grace the cover of Vibe Magazine’s June/July Issue

NeNe Has A New Job

NeNe Leaks is joining the Atlanta 11Alive News crew this summer to do entertainment and feature segments.

A statement from the station said,

“Her work at 11Alive will be documented by Bravo and part of the upcoming fall season of ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta,’
I guess NeNe secured her spot for next season. Now what hoops are the rest of them going to jump through to stay on the cast?

STARVING ARTIST

50 Cent had to get scary skinny to play a cancer patient in his new film 'Things Fall Apart' [and by his new film I mean he wrote the screenplay]. One more picture of how 50 got so skinny so fast after these messages.

Oh wait...dayumm we ain't on T.V. ... Hell I don't have no messages!

To get down to 160 lbs from 214, 50 did 9 weeks on a liquid diet and walked for 3 hours everyday on the treadmill.

SPOTTED - REMEMBER ME -ADINA HOWARD

I know you remember Adina Howard. Fifteen years ago Adina Howard sang the hit song “Freak Like Me,”.

And. you know B'wood is a freak... So I dare to say that was my anthem!

She was spotted last night as the singer showed up to rock the red carpet at the “Sex and the City 2″ Glamm Squad Remixx screening.

SideBar ~ Ms. Howard I think I miss you!

MYA HUSBAND FROM "GIRLFRIEND" IN NEW TYLER PERRY FLICK

According to Black Voices Khalil Kain, best known for his role in the 1992 hip-hop film ‘Juice,’ has been cast in Tyler Perry’s ‘For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf.’

Kain’s character will be paired with Tony Award-winning ‘Princess and the Frog’ star Anika Noni Rose.

The 45-year-old New York native, who recently got some shine as Darnell in the popular TV series ‘Girlfriends,’ joins Omari Hardwick, Isaiah Mustafa and Richard Lawson as the men in the film.

Other actors will be named at a later date. Based on Ntozake Shange’s award-winning 1975 play, ‘Colored Girls’ is scheduled to shoot in June in New York with a possible late-2010 release.

The riveting play, consisting of a series of poems performed through a cast of nameless women known only by a color,- deal with such subjects as love, abandonment, rape and abortion.

The play garnered much acclaim, becoming the toast of Broadway when it opened at the Booth Theater in 1976.

Already cast in the movie are Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, Whoopi Goldberg, Phylicia Rashad, Jurnee Smollett, Kimberly Elise, Kerry Washington, Loretta Devine and Macy Gray.

Side Bar ~ Don't you just wanna say "Dayuuum, I Luv my Brotha's" after looking at him!

NEW VIDEO: TREY SONGZ - YO SIDE OF THE BED

I JUST LOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS SONG AND THE VIDEO OMG LOVE IT. KERI HILSON PLAYS THE LOVE OF TREY SONGZ LIFE IN THE NEW VIDEO FOR "YO SIDE OF THE BED"

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Will We Be Seeing Them In The Nude Next

Monica's baby Daddy [and alleged ex] went on the Greg Street's show offering a $50,000.00 reward for the return of his stolen laptop right out of his 2010 Escalade when he was at Benihana's.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

This Feelin' Is Oh So Real!!!

Her voice just ripples thru my soul!!!!

Side Bar ~ Dayummm, LIFE IS OH SO HARD.... This video just hurt my heart!

Sexy Musk-cu-linity

Courtesy of THEYBF.COM

I know ... I know ... Mr.Jim Jones perhaps needs some antiperspirant in his life.

So Mr. Jones I suggest you try the new Clean, Extra Dry, Speed Stick Stainguard.

They even have Clean and Fresh scent.

But, dayuummm, between me and you... I wish we can make offspring together.
It can be our lil' secret!!!!

You can get "moist" all over me.

WHOA, just the thought made me touched myself!

E. Lynn Harris Didn't Leave Us High & Dry

In My Father's House... A Novel

This title will be released on June 22, 2010

Intro ~ "Only the world’s most beautiful models make the roster of Picture Perfect Modeling agency and they only do shoots for the most elite photographers and magazines. They are fashionista royalty—and the owners, Bentley L. Dean and his beautiful partner Alexandra, know it. But even Picture Perfect isn’t immune from hard times, so when Sterling Sneed, a rich, celebrity party planner promises to pay a ludicrously high fee for some models, Bentley finds he can’t refuse. Even though the job is not exactly a photo shoot, Bentley agrees to supply fifteen gorgeous models as eye candy for an “A” list party—to look good, be charming and, well, entertain the guests. They don’t have to do anything they don’t want to, but...

His models are pros and he figures they can handle the pressure, until one drops out and Bentley asks his protégé Jah, a beautiful kid who Bentley treats as if he were his own son, to substitute. Suddenly, the stakes are much higher, particularly when Jah falls in love with the hottest African American movie star in America. Seth Sinclair is very handsome, very famous, and very married—and his closeted gay life makes him very dangerous as well. Can Bentley’s fatherly guidance save Jah from making a fatal mistake?"

Authors: "Terrance Dean, James Earl Hardy and Stanley Bennett Clay have come together to pen a trio of stories dedicated to Mr. E. Lynn Harris - his life, his legacy and his memory."

This title will be released on May 25, 2010.

Side Bar ~ We so miss you Mr. Harris!!!!

Ummm, Hmmm. . .Ya'll Thought We Were Beefin'

SideBar ~ I really would like the "original" 4 Reunion . . . Hell, they did it in Dream Girls . . . I'm just sayin!!!!

NEW VIDEO:CHRIS BROWN - BULLSHIT

NEW VIDEO: RIHANNA - ROCKSTAR 101

GROUPIE STORY

SOURCE: BDAILY
When will Bow Wow learn to quit picking up groupies on Twitter? This one sheds light on his "relationship" with Omarion. Courtesy of Bad Bitch Shit! Oh and there's a dick pic!

Let me start of by saying this is NOT a Katstacks tell but more of a tease for you ladies who dream and of sleeping with your celebrity crush...Bow Wow. I met Bow Wow via Twitter back in December (ladies here is where you take notes) all it took is a few tweets two offering support the third something freaky, before you knew it i had him. You ladies can get the same attention straighten your hair, push up your boobs, stick your ass out and talk a lil provocative on Twitter and your favourite rapper will follow you too! After tweeting back and fourth maybe just a few hours i already had invites to come over to spend the night me being me i played hard to get and decide i was going to make this nigga work for it. It was not long after we had our first argument and to no ones suprise it was about his ex Omarion!

Omarion had began to follow me as well and decide he wanted to get in on the action. Now i knew Omarion was gay but it was funny sitting back watching him attempt to play straight ant spit game, he often told me his fantasy of eating my pussy while Bow Wow fucked me in my ass. Not once did he ever desire to have sex with me solo Bow had to be involved in some sort of fashion. The game had eventually ran its course and i straight up told him boo your a fag sorry but no. He went off "Do you know who i am? I'm the leader of the biggest male group of all time!" Bow got word of the situation and he spazzed out we did not speak for weeks.

Around Christmas after coming of his tour from Africa Bow Wow decide he wanted to take things to another level, i agreed. He invited me to his condo which was pretty laid out and we got right into it. He had a big dick that tasted so sweet and a nice plump lil ass that he loved to be played with. I started out giving him head we got into 69 even made him eat my ass. Then i got on top start to ride him fast he could not handle my weight so i bent over and let him hit til he shot cum in my ass. How Katstacks left broke is still funny to me the next day i was took on a shopping spree. See ladies there is such thing as STEPPING YOUR PUSSY UP!

Not long after me and Bow went our own way when he told me was working things out with Omarion. In my mind I'm still wondering what he meant by that but I'm sure we all know. I find it even funnier how he says he does not pay for sex when he spent god knows how much on me, and even funnier that he is still trying to hold on to this image as being this young pimp. Bow Wow give it up and tell Soulja Boy he can stop bird walking between your cheeks when i slid my finger in you that night your shit was already loose. PS thanks for the pic!

MOVIN ON

FLO RIDA SAID HE IS NOT INTO BRANDY LIKE THAT

NEW VIDEO: LUDA FT TREY SONGZ - SEX ROOM

Saturday, May 22, 2010

I LUV IT ~ "Yo Side Of The Bed"

I LUV IT... I LUV IT....I LUV IT!

Black Love Get Me Everytime!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Lyfe Jennings Breaks Down"Statistics"

Ohio native Lyfe Jennings is back on the scene, working on his fourth studio album “I Still Believe”. In his newest single, “Statistics” he plays off of the recent attention “single black women” have received in the media. He breaks down the statistics of men who are available followed by a set of rules women should live by. According to the song:

25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can’t be faithful
30% of them don’t mean what they say
and 10% of them maybe 20 are gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man

Rule #1 Don’t be a booty call! If he don’t respect you girl he gonna forget you girl
Rule #2 If he’s in a relationship and he will cheat on her, then he will cheat on you
Rule #3 Tell him that you are celibate and if he want some of your goodies, he’s gonna have to work for it
Rule #4 Be the person you want to find. Don’t be a nickel out here looking for a dime.

10 Things You Thought Were Black Owned -- But Aren't

BET, George Foreman Grills and Dark & Lovely No Lye Relaxer have a commonality: They're not as black as you think. For the confused, theBVX ( which like Black Voices is NOT black-owned) has compiled a shocking list of 10 things you thought were black owned but actually aren't.

10. Black Entertainment Television

If black is in the name, it must be black owned, right? The network was founded by an African American, Robert Johnson, in the '80s, but in 2003, BET was sold to Viacom, which also owns MTV and VH1. The sale made Johnson one of the first Black billionaires. Ballin'!

9. Def Jam Records

The label, born out of a college dorm room and built on MCs like Run-DMC, Jay-Z and Kanye West, is commonly associated with its co-founder, Russell Simmons, who escaped a financial mishap by selling 50 percent of the label to Polygram in 1994. In 1999, Russell sold his stake in the business to Universal Musical Group for $100 million. No wonder the label's more Rihanna than raps these days.

8. Marc Ecko

If you're into urban wear, then you may already know that Marc Ecko is a thirtysomething New Jersey native who never tried to pass for Black. Instead the man whose line was once considered "too white" or "too black" for some retailers has attracted multiethnic consumers by cleverly targeting urban markets. But where does the rhino fit?

7. Jimmy Jazz

The 20-year-old company, which has more than 120 stores throughout the United States, housing lines like Baby Phat, Rocawear and Coogi, was founded by James Kherzie. The young Brooklynite opened the store as an alternative outlet for hard-to-find urban brands. Despite hip-hop's lyrical mentions of the brand, the name is based on the song 'Jimmy Jazz' by punk rockers The Clash. London calling?

6. Essence Magazine

The publication that was once the second largest black publication hasn't been Black owned since the remaining minority stake in Essence Communications Inc. was sold to Time Inc. in 2005. The corporation originally purchased 49 percent of the popular African American publication in 2000, leaving the style bible in the hands of a man more partial to Brooks Brothers than Carol's Daughter.

5. 'The Game'

The popular CW show, which is set to have second life on BET, was created by Mara Brock Akil, but one of the producers behind the Black dramedy is Kelsey Grammer. Grammer is best known for his role on 'Cheers' as Frasier, and his production Grammnet was also responsible for the African American comedy 'Girlfriends.'

4. The George Foreman Grill

Say it isn't so! The household staple bearing George Foreman's name is not owned by the former heavyweight champion. The grill's inventor, Michael Boem, sought out George because he was a burger freak known to consume the item before fights. The money behind the grill? Salton Inc., which was later acquired by Applica, and George sold the rights to the use of his name in 1999 for $127 million and stock options.

3. Church's Chicken

No, we don't think African Americans have a super-size love for chicken but we do know that Church's is scattered across numerous urban neighborhoods occupied by minorities. The founder targeted areas where Kentucky Fried Chicken, at the time, would not locate. George Church started the no-frills chain in Texas before being acquired by a public company and then sold to a private equity firm. Chuuch!

2. T.V. One

The network that has revived 'A Different World" is not 1980s BET in the making. T.V. One is primarily a partnership between Radio One's Cathy Hughes and the mammoth cable company Comcast Corporation. But we do love 'Unsung,' though.

1. SoftSheen Carson

If you're thinking of hair care products, items by SoftSheen Carson probably come to mind. The 46-year-old Softsheen brand was acquired by L'Oreal in 1998 and merged with another minority brand, Carson Products. The company that helps many Black women maintain their hair is actually owned by L'Oreal USA, which is owned by the parent Parisian company L'Oreal Group. We knew Kelly Rowland was just the face for Dark & Lovely.

Jada ... Still Settin' It Off!

Jada Pinkett wore a pair of attention grabbing shoes during an appearance on Oprah this week.

Jada wore a pair of Fendi Ballet Wrap Sandals in Peach. There is also a Black pair that can be purchased on Barney.com for $835.00

If you g'rls on a budget go to STAR-PLATFORM SANDALS from Bakers for $49.99

Side Bar ~ Baker's is a cool knockoff... But, Damn them Fendi's ain't no joke!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

A Stench For Yo Ass!

OMFG . . . Fam’ I literally think I just regurgitated my Left Nut . . . (Oops, "Politically Correct" my Left Testicle).

WHAT THE F**K is really going on?

I will explain my dilemma later.

So check it. . .

Now this morning fam’ I was hungry. Now you know that’s nothing new for B’wood. I love a good hardy, har, breakfast.

I figure I need breakfast in my life to deal with my coworkers and this damn stressful job. However, this morning, things just didn’t quite go right.

Any who, I decided I had a taste for some pancakes from Mickey D’s which is located right in front of my J-O-B!

Now I know . . . I know . . . Mickey D’s isn’t the breakfast of champions, but, a kidd needed some Hotcakes & Sausage in his life with a medium Hot Tea (Two Sugars, please).

So as proceed to my destination, I patiently await for the elevator.

DING!

I pressed the ground floor button and just enjoyed my ride by my lonesome and took in the quiet peace of mind.

Now when I arrived at Mickey D’s it was mayhem as usual. The Mickey D’s is located near Underground Atlanta so all walks of life arrive early and it’s just a hot spot in the morning.

So since I was in no rush to get any work done today, I patiently awaited my turn to make my order.

Now, since I’m a regular customer my morning g’rl was all cheerful and said hey, sweetheart, what you getting this morning?

I said HOT (Hotcakes and Sausage) with a medium Hot Tea, and before I could finish she politely replied and (Two Sugars), is that right sweetie.

I said alright now! Don’t be flirtin’ with me this morning. G’rl you got yo burgundy braids all freshly done with your black Mickey D’s sun-visor on, just stylin n’ profiln’.

Not to mention your lip gloss is poppin’ and your gold tooth is just blingin’ on your Lateral Incisor. (Sorry, I’m a teeth person).

She said I make sure they make you a fresh order.

I tell ya, Ms’ Thang, took my debit card and rubbed my hand and said . . . Umm, hmm . . . you got those manly hands.

WOW!

Okay, my Lil’ “Big Man” I must admit did wake up after that soft caress and became “ROCK HARD” in seconds.

Order # 109.

I picked up my meal and headed towards the building; when all hell broke loose.

No one was in the corridor, so yes . . . I could ride the elevator again solo.

As my elevator arrived, an older gentlemen stepped out and I proceeded to step in the elevator.

THEN SHAJAMMM!!!!!

WHAT IN THE MUTHA FU**KIN WORLD, is that smell.

OMFG . . . MAY–DAY . . . MAY-DAY. . . B’wood has been hit.

I REPEAT!

B’wood has been hit.

He’s going down . . . He’s going down.

I can’t think, my head is spinning, and I can’t locate the Elevator Emergency PHONE!

LAWD . . . LAWD . . . I need you LAWD

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the LORD my soul to keep;
If I die before I wake,
Bless me Lord my soul to take.

Dayummm, Dayuuum, Dayuumm, that’s the wrong prayer.

Whether he had gas, somethin’ literally died in him, or perhaps he whipped out some OLD SPICE from 1979, I was no more good.

The minute the doors open . . . My LEFT NUT was in my throat . . . And I needed OXYGEN.

HELL, I needed and Oxygen Tank.

The rancidity of the air had literally ruined my breakfast.

I was stumbling lookin’ like a lush who just took a sip of Velvet Pu**y (Guinness and port) straight to the head.

ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! I now have transformed into angry Black Man.

2:30 p.m., please get here ASAP!

My damn day needs to be over!

Come Get Yo Fam'

What I tell you about leaving the house lookin' like this.

This here is somebody’s uncle.

Like, REALLY...NO SERIOUSLY...REALLY... No other words needed.

Either Janet Jackson Took Out a SERIOUS Weave…

Courtesy of MissJia.com~

…or she cut the hell out of her hair. Wow! What do you guys think of Janet Jackson’s new look?

SideBar ~ But her make-up is flawless!

Now maybe she's walking into a salon. Because, out of all the years I've followed Janet, she's never really had a real, real, short haircut.

G'rl you can't even get a good "snatchback" with that length. . . I'm just sayin'

The Dream Acknowledges

butchering the hell out of One in a Million.

Earlier this week The Dream released a cover of Aaliyah's 'One in a Million' on Youtube and got roasted for it so bad. Today Dream addressed his critics via Twitter:

"No one will ever sing Aaliyah's "One In A Million" like she did! Definitely not me. I did that because I really miss her still and it was out of respect! To her I'm still just a fan, not a writer, not an artist, a fan! Calm down, the world's not over. But at least y'all will remember how dope (good) she was and still is to this day!"

MJB Launches New Line Of Sunglasses

Mary J. Blige and Intercope Records Chairman Jimmy Iovine has joined forces to develop Melodies by MJB, a new line of sunglasses. The line will launch in Fall 2010 and will feature 4 styles of shades with 20 color options.

To reach out beyond music, an artist has to become involved with something they’re already associated with and truly feel passionate about and not just stick their name on someone else’s product. As her fans know, Mary loves fashion and she especially loves sunglasses, making Melodies by MJB a natural fit for her.” – Jimmy Iovine

Side Bar ~ MJB I told you about getting a boot collection... STOP PLAYIN'... Got my blood pressure all up n' stuff! But, those glasses are Fierce!

Frankie & Neffe Get Glam!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Who Gonna Check Me Boo?

The One and Only . . . “I Don’t Take No Mess” . . . Vanessa Lynn Williams has just joined the cast of Desperate Housewives.

At, 47 years young Wisteria Lane will never be the same.

Ya’ll know Ms. Williams will stir up some mess, and get into someone “ass” if need be.

And, I love it.

Some may label her as a Black . . . Ummm, well you know . . . However, our model, singer, songwriter, actress, mother and first African-American woman to be crowned Miss America is more than that.

This native New York “Diva” in my opinion is our "Jewel" and one of our premiere strong Black Women.

She exudes confidence, class, sophistication, glamour, and assuredness that empowers every woman.

Not to mention, Ms. Williams always stays employed . . . When one window closes, another one seems to open right on time.

Hey, what can you say. She just got it like that!

Ms. Williams let me be the first to say . . . We Adore You!