NO SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES THIS... Oooh Yeah, I Forgot Aretha!

Courtesy of Huffington Post

Now my momma always said, “If you don’t have nothin' nice to say, don’t say nothin' at all”!

But, MOMMA . . . REALLY . . . Can’t I get a pass for Aretha?

WHAT IN THA DAMN HILL IS GOING ON!

Okay, now I know our “Queen of Soul” is not known for her fashion sense, but, please hire somebody . . . NO I MEAN . . . Hire somebody else!

Now according to Huffington Post, Aretha, must thought she was lookin’ fly, because “the legendary songstress walked the red carpet at the Tony Awards on Sunday night, then the next night she arrive at the Apollo Theater Awards in the same dress, same boa, same necklace”.

G’rl at least you switched up your hair piece . . . Whoa, you know we don’t play with our hair!

But here’s the kicker. . . .

I’m just tryin to figure out why Aretha always bringing something out her closet from the Bird Kingdom . . . And, why does that look like a damn Feather Duster is attached to her arm.

This ain’t some damn Tropical Adventure.

Whether it’s Ostrich feathers, Peacock, or damn Snuffaluffagus, I just get confused!

And are we really performing, with Auntie Faye purse. G'rl you better give her that purse back!

Side Bar ~ She ain’t gonna be satisfied until Toucan Sam fly up to her and say NO MA’AM!

STOP THE MUTHA-(expletive) PRESS!

And, one mo' thang... Where's Ms. Dorothy from Macy's who work in the Brassiere section... RE-RE you need a bra fitting!