Friday, December 4, 2009

BOI . . . . Don't Cha Say Nothin'



“According to AOL’s PopEater’s, Oprah wants Tiger Woods to sit down with her.”

Now, Tiggah, cum’ ova her, pootah-pooh . . . Lay ur’ head right here on my ample bosom and tell momma all about it. Now don’t bite now . . . ya hear! I heard you like to nibble, nibble.

“Oprah reps have denied the report to Access Hollywood.”

Either way, I personally think he needs to just be quiet!

It is what it is. . . Tiger has always been a private person, and unfortunately he’s paying the price of what it means to be Rich and Famous!

Now Drama does make the world go-around, but, shouldn’t there be a privacy clause included in the RICH and FABULOUS Lifestyle Package?

Or is that just the flip-side of fame?

Hmmm, maybe I need to introduce that idea in B`WOOD’s : 2010 Lucid and Crazy Opinion Lifestyle Change Bill. The Obama Administration is so waiting for my proposal.

If their marriage does withstand the test of time, I truly wish them the best. But, either way Mrs.Elin Nordegran-Woods, you gonna get paid g'rl. I would advise you to speak with Ivana Trump.

Ivana was a force to be wreckin’ with. . . Now that’s a badddd *itch!


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