The Rush To Sit Down

"You ever find yourself cussin' under your breath in the public restroom stall at work or somewhere, when you've tried to do your part at being sanitary by using one of these before you do what you gotta do......only to have that sh*t cave in from the water weight on the flap before you sit down? Mess around, and despite all your efforts, end up with half a butt cheek on the cold seat anyway? That sh*t pisses me off!!!"

Random question outta nowhere, I know, but whatever, it's honest.

Speculated Anatomy Of A Homie

I'll never understand why the shirt has to be THAT big and the pants have to hang THAT low. Better hope a pit bill, not to mention 5-0 aka Cops don't go after his ass. Tryna to run with pants on like that, nigga ain't gettin' too far.

Bruh, you will be going DOWN!

SideBar ~ But, on the contrary . . . Why do I give some sexy, "Thug Boy" with a nice, tight, sexy, ASS a pass . . . Dayuuum, I'm all confused!

She Did A Upgrade

"So word around the Internet [via Honeymag] Kelis has a new man, [Sanaa Lathan's ex] Chicago Bear Adewale Ogunleye. Nothing exciting about that, right? Yeah, but it's what else people are saying that's got folks talking.

According to an old email received by the Necole Bitchie [that she disregarded till now] Kelis and Wale be on the hunt for a third tale!

A few weeks ago on Friday November 12th, Kelis was in Chicago with NFL baller Adewale Ogunleye, she solicited a hottie from Scores stripclub to participate in a threesome with her and Wale."

SideBar ~ Girl' just contact Mel B. aka "Scary Spice" and her husband, they always down. . . Not to mention Mel B. is MUY CALIENTE!

I CAN'T WIFE A PORNSTAR

In the end Reggie just couldn't wife a chick who's a porno star. (But, really Reg-E-Reg . . .Kim-Kim, just got hemmed up in a private session...I'm just sayin').

"Reggie Bush ultimately dumped Kim Kardashian because of her 2007 sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J, a source close to the couple tells X17online exclusively.

According to source, "Reggie's mom just could not get over the fact that Kim had a sex tape. Reggie and his family are very conservative, and he told Kim that a marriage is never going to happen between them because of the tape." This is something that Kim's family has known for years, especially sisters Khloe and Kourtney.

Although Reggie did break up with Kim, the split wasn't because he cheated with January Gessert as it's been widely reported. X17online has learned exclusively that January "has been messing with Reggie's assistant for over 6 months." The day January was photographed leaving the the NFL running back's New York hotel, "she was really there to see his assistant, not Reggie."

Aside from the sex tape, source claims Reggie had other reasons for separating from his reality star girlfriend: "Reggie is surrounded by a bunch of his single friends. He wants to be a party guy, hang with the boys and date other people."
As for how Kim feels about her ex now: "She's still crazy about him. If she didn't have the sex tape, she could have been Mrs. Bush."

SideBar ~ Dayuumm that sucks. . . We all make mistakes... Yet, do we always have to keep payin' for them?

LOOK WHO'S MY DADDY

Two-year-old Durell Babbs Jr. is the offspring of singer Tank a.k.a Durell Babbs. In all, Tank has four children.


SideBar ~ A cutie just like his Daddy!

Eryka Shows Off Her Birthday Suit

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY HMMMMMMM

USHER

TRINA & MISSY

TEYANA TAYLOR, MARIO

SHEMAR MOORE (JUST COME OUT THE CLOSET, BOO)

RUSSELL & KIMORA (Kim-Kim, I'm on the fence with you, but it sounds good!)

RIHANNA AND MELISSA

OPRAH WINFREY & TYLER PERRY (Now Big O, you would have just told us...but TY-TY, BABE!)

DA BRAT

LEE DANIELS (Wait, Mr. Daniels you are already OUT. . . . BUT, I just Love to look at you . . . ME LIKE-E, you!)

KING LATIFAH (I MEAN QUEEN LATIFAH)AND LONGTIME FRIEND/PARTNER JEANETTE JENKINS

KANYE WEST

MC LYTE

Raz B

WILL AND JADA

NICKI AND AMBER

Here’s a list of urban celebs who are believed to be either gay or bi who should come out of the closet to help make this a better world for younger gays who feel alienated in their communities.

SideBar ~ Courtesy of the one and only Ms. "Sandra Rose"!!! (Guess what . . . I luv her!)

USHER ON GMA

Usher did an interview on Good Morning America to promote his new cd Raymond vs Raymond and Robin Roberts made it a point to refer to Usher's ex-wife as Tameka Foster, while Tameka makes it a point, and regularly argues with people about it on Twitter, to go by the last name Raymond. Was that a shot fired?
Ush also talked about firing his mom as a his manager because they don't see eye to eye now that he's a man.

FINALLY THEY ARE COMING BACK

"Sisters With Voices started out in the 90’s as that cute tomboy group. And SWV has evolved over the years into some fab women. And their latest photoshoot by Derek Blanks is one of their best.

LeLee, Coko, and Taj are still performing together at different venues every now and then. And Coko also confirmed on her blog that the group is indeed recording a new album together this year."

NEW VIDEO: USHER - OMG

Even in fighting, The Gays Do It Big

I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Apparently, two gay men got into a fight at the Chicago Public Aid office but the ‘funny’ isn’t in the fighting itself. I have never in my WHOLE life see someone END a fight the way this one ended. Jesus be a fence…

Please watch this short clip all the way through and let me know if you’ve ever been that excited about anything in your life!

They're NOT Laughing WITH Her

They're definately laughing at her and she's a fool for droppin' it down that low knowin' her doctor been told her she weighin' way too much for her height. Her exposed leg looks like a sleeping pig that's been prepped for a holiday meal. And lord, if she didn't shove her hoofs into those poor plastic boots. All I can say really is good luck tryna get back up.

WILL CRASHING JADA'S SET

What's up with Will causing trouble on Jada's TV show?

They say Will Smith shut down the set of Jada's TNT show "Hawthorne" for 8 days because he kept making script changes. Normally Will, who co-produces the show, isn't around much but since he's not filming right now he's been on set trying to make Jada's character more dramatic and the the regular writers and crew are not amused that production has been thrown way off schedule.

EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS

Chris Brown still suffering backlash for beating Rihanna's ass.
Word around the internet is Chris Brown is having a heck of a time finding a venue to host his 21st birthday party in May. They say he's looked in Vegas, LA, Miami and New York but none of the promoters want to jeopardize their relationship with Rihanna so they've been giving him the brush off.

NOW HAD THEY BROUGHT BLANKETS......

And actually camped out like they they were waiting on a new movie to start, I'd be inclined to say they trippin' and that it ain't that serious. I really, really hope this ain't what it looks like. I refuse to believe they are faithfully POSTED.....on a bench ( that looks like it was brought from home ).........waitin' for a coupl'a hashbrowns and some egg McMuffins. According to that clock in the corner.......it's 3 o'clock, and damn-it, that better not be 3:00 a.m. 'cause if so, let's jus' say they gon' be there for a while. If this is what it looks like, somebody better be there waitin' on a job application before school starts or somethin'.

MY NAME IS WINTON BENNETT AND I'M A SEX ADDICT

I really don't know what to say after watching this video of Ex-NBA Player Winston Bennett On his 20 Years Of Sex Addiction! (4 Different Women Per Day, 90 Women Per Month…sounds like a prescription for that “slow death”. “I Gave My Wife 2 STDs, but if she cheats I am leaving”. This is some bull. Not only is this a Double Standard… doesn’t Bennett understand that he entered a Covenant with God? Marriage just DOESN’T seem as sacred as it once was. What do ya’ll think? But who are we to judge… May God be with them.

SideBar ~ Ques? I'm so curious... Damn, does he have that good, good?

BOO, WE KNEW!

Courtesy of ACCESS HOLLYWOOD

Ummm, YEAH ALEX, I will take OBVIOUS FOR 100 Please,

"Ricky said writing his memoir and thinking about his two twin sons led him to go public.

"To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where [sic] born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment," he wrote.
Though the 38-year-old kept his sexuality private throughout most of his career, Ricky said he drew strength from that time.

"These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn't even know existed," he continued. "What will happen from now on? It doesn't matter. I can only focus on what's happening to me in this moment. The word "happiness" takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution."

Earlier this month, Barbara Walters told The Toronto Star that her 2000 interview with the "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer, where she grilled him about coming out, was a misstep on her part.

"In 2000, I pushed Ricky Martin very hard to admit if he was gay or not, and the way he refused to do it made everyone decide that he was," she told The Toronto Star. "A lot of people say that destroyed his career, and when I think back on it now, I feel it was an inappropriate question."

Ricky also Tweeted a link to his coming out announcement on his Web site, simply writing, "my life."

In an earlier Tweet on Monday, the singer posted a quote attributed to the late Dr. Martin Luther King Jr."

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. M.L.K.Jr.," he wrote.

SideBAR ~ GOSH, he so dreamy!!!!

REMEMBER ME???

SHOUT OUT TO THE LUCKEY STAR Apparently Mr. Harrell, of the Group BROTHAS (anybody remember them?) was showing some SELF love on Skype and an anonymous chick sent the follow link to Miss Jia. (Sound like a TRICK THE TRADE to me..) And get this...There is also a rumor about him and his label lying about his age. (they say he’s 22). Well he’s actually “33″ and all his other brothers around that age. They basically took 10 years off their age for them to appeal to young crowd.

DORELL WRIGHT SHOWS OFF HIS LIL MAN

Stop sending dick pics to groupies! Especially if you're not working with much.

Yeah so, Miami Heat's Dorell Wright and his baby mama have a super hater on Twitter. The girl claims to have never slept with Dorell but says after a few Tweets he sent her a dick pic, which she promptly sent to everyone she could Tweet. All the while she's dogging Dorell's baby mama for sticking with him. And in her Twitter bio she calls herself a supporter of Kat Stacks!

BRANDON FROM COLLEGE HILL AND HIS NUDE PICS

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS REALLY HIM I NEED TO SEE A FACE WITH THE BODY. WHAT DO YOU THINK???

LUDACRIS MY CHICK BAD REMIXX

R.KELLY .YOUR VIDEO BUDGET. WHERE IS IT?

Yesterday R Kelly released a new video for his song Echo via Twitter, which makes sense since the video looks like he shot it with his cell phone.

SHE'S A FU*KING LADY

Somebody showed that groupie blogger Kat Stacks how to upload a Youtube video so now you can see just how classy and well spoken she really is.

3SUMS ANYONE?

You'll never guess why Mel B is sure she won't end up like Sandra Bullock.
When Radar Online asked Mel B what she would do if she caught her husband cheating like Sandra Bullock's, Mel told them it would never happen because,"We have orgies all day long!" And then her husband added, "Hell yeah baby come to our house if you're hot and single!"

So couples that get laid together, stay together? Well alrighty then.

SideBar ~ Yes indeedy, she wasn't called Scary Spice for nothin' . . .

MUY CALIENTE!