New Video - Drake ft Trey Songz "Successful"
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Undefeated. . .
They appear unconscious!
There’s no heartbeat or breathing. . . time of death?
Unknown.
Adam Michael Goldstein aka Dj AM was found dead at his New York City apartment at around 5:20 p.m. on Friday, August 28, 2009.
At age 36 is this so suppose to be happening?
“Goldstein was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. As a child his father verbally abused him, which Goldstein called “unbelievably cruel.” He later found out his father was secretly gay and addicted to drugs.”
Unfortunately, drugs appeared to play a role in his life as well. “Goldstein became addicted to crack cocaine and at 24 felt like his life was over”.
I always, thought Dj AM had angels watching over him, when he escaped death on September 19, 2008, when a “Learjet 60 crashed while taking off from Columbia Metropolitan Airport in South Carolina. Four of the six people on the plane died in the crash, while he and friend Travis Barker survived suffering severe burns.”
Dj AM scratched on albums, played concerts and private events for A-list celebrities. In my mind I keep seeing the vinyl spinning, and spinning on the turntable; however, the needle is no longer picking up the grooves or translating the vibrations. My audio has become mute and somehow I seem to be transfixed on an illusion.
RIP Dj AM (March 30, 1973- August 28, 2009).
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
She's Our Big Kahuna. . .
I absolutely Love Black success. . . Don’t You?
Well, one of my favorite beauty products has arrived an opened a store at B’wood’s favorite mall.
My uppity oasis . . . Lenox Square Mall of course, located in the Buckhead neighborhood of Atlanta, GA.
“Carol’s Daughter founded by Lisa Price is a line of beauty products, including products for hair, skin, and hands, as well as fragrances.”
My curly locks has the essential oils of Ylang-Ylang, Sage, Patchouli, Bay and Cedarwood courtesy of Healthy Hair Butter by Carol’s Daughter.
Mmmm, mmm good . . . Doesn’t that just sound yummy!
You might just want to eat me up!
Side Bar – And, for dessert I come with one nice lengthy black licorice, with no artificial color!
Well . . . Don't Get Your Panties In A Bunch!
Humph! . . . I clearly needed a moment to digest this one.
But, hey! Everyone has a voice.
B~wood clearly loves all people.
Let’s just say he had a itty bitty issue with Dwight Eubanks from the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Ghettabulous ~ Fo'Real
Frankie & Neffe
Breath In . . . Breath Out
ARE U SERIOUS? – I SHOUT!
Maybe if I click my heels three times and turnabout
That maybe it’s an illusion and doesn’t seem so far-out
This some Bull-ish . . . Yep, that’s what it’s about
Doesn’t it make you wanna slap someone . . . in tha’ got damn Mouf’
In the end Frankie, your right
Man-Down, Holla!
This Big Beezy and I’m Out!
Side Bar ~ Come hear let me tell ya’ll somethin’. . . Come a tad bit closer.
Shhhh, listen. Now is it just me, or does Neffe new man lips have a little dazzle to them. I guess Thugs too want to add a little light and shine to bring an exciting dimensional pop to their lips.
Perhaps it’s a Dariel Pulliam X!clusive!
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Flipping Out or Rehab? You Decide. . .
It’s a great day at Jeff Lewis’ office, how may I help you?
I so love my Jeff Lewis! I mean what’s not too love?
He’s clever, humorous, comical, farcical, ridiculous, side-splitting, and basically an absolute psychotic nut!
Don’t we all need one of those in our life?
Early on in my pre-teen years, I realized I suffered from OCD (obsessive – compulsive disorder), but, my parents just chalked it up as being a nerdy, quirky, oddly, funny, perfectionist. However, secretly in my mind I kept thinking my Mom & Pops were really sayin’. . .Oh Lawd our little Huggie aka B’wood is so OH SO GAY!
I guess they were just being nice. . . Then I met my BF!
I think I just changed my diagnosis. Seriously, Jeff Lewis and this Negro are running neck and neck.
OMFG!
Clearly psychotic is an understatement. I’m so Jenni, because I looked at them like I’m Scooby and say “Ruh-roh”.
I pop in my lil' Scooby Snack aka Percocet, and before long I’m singin’~
Tomorrow, Tomorrow
I love ya, tomorrow
You’re always a day away!
B’wood you’re truly a soldier, because some days they can be rather taxing. But, like they say most geniuses are crazy!
However, WAIT!
I thought I was the genius between the two. Hmmm . . . let me get back to y’all on this one!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
He Resurrected My Smile!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
ATCHOO!
BLOW, WIPE and SANITIZE.
B’ . . . Say it ain’t so! You can’t be getting sick.
I so need my nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, aching, couching, stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine.
You have so much work to do, and it’s such a beautiful day.
NO SIR – Sickness is not an option! SWINE FLU, don’t be comin’ up in here!
Hmm, maybe I’m just stressing out. No time like the present to take a lil’ break-e-break! Perhaps, I will head over to the CNN Center for some lunch-e!
Just as I entered the building I passed the Waldenbooks. I said OMG theirs my friend MONTY from B-more!
Hmmm, wait! What he doing here in the A?
And the Negro didn’t even call me to say Ch'elo!
See, this some Bull-ish. But, that's okay, I got u . . . I got u!
Somehow a instant attitude came over me!
HOLD UP! Why, that Negro sitting behind a table? When he start selling stuff?
OMFG!
That’s not MONTY that’s one of my favorite authors.
LIKE DUH. . . I so had blond moment!
Can we say ERIC JEROME DICKEY is in the building!
He so made my day. I so was not in the know. Who knew his new book entitled “Resurrecting Midnight” came out today.
He's the author that wrote Genevieve, Drive Me Crazy, Dying for Revenge, Sleeping with Strangers, Milk In My Coffee, Liar's Game, Friends and Lovers (my favorite), Cheaters (my favorite), Between Lovers (another favorite), Sister, Sister, The Other Women (so-so favorite), Naughty or Nice (that’s so me), Thieves’ Paradise.
I said, LAAAAAAAAWWAWWWD I have to scrap-up $20.37. Damn, JEEDA I only have $1.85 to my name. WAIT, did I hear my inner voice scream American Express - Don't leave home without it, to my rescue.
He signed my book:
For B – Hope you enjoy! Peace! Eric Jerome Dickey 08/25/09.
Your one of God’s most beautiful treasures to the world. (Wait, oops, maybe I wanted him to say that part).
Then he asked for us to take a picture.
UMMM, pump the brakes shorty. This is not a photo opt with B’wood. Plus, I thought to myself you’re like 5'2 so you literally will be at my belt buckle. Hmm, that might look like a compromising position.
I politely replied no I'm so sorr-e!! Once again, my shyness prevailed.
So damn, I couldn't turn around and then ask him for a photo, so I had to get a photo of him on the sneak tip. What was a kidd to do? I had to get a B!Xclusive.
Catch My Drizzle... My Nizzle!
Mehcad Jason McKinely Brooks currently plays Benedict “Eggs” Talley in HBO’a True Blood.
Now you know B’wood is not really into the supernatural, predatory creatures commonly known as Vampires, but, uhhhh . . .YEAH!
Mr. Brooks, you can plant a nice, sweet, big, nasty, juicy, meaty, purple Monkey Bite on me anytime.
Now don’t be leaving no damn teeth marks, either!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
O-Tay!
Ladies and gentleman we have just made our initial descent into Atlanta, GA.
We will be arriving at Gate B27. . . That is Bravo 27. . . I and the Norfolk, VA flight crew would like to thank you for flying with Delta airlines. It was a pleasure serving you. We also would like to thank our military service men and woman on board for their service and protecting our country (applause).
Now sit back and relax. We should be landing shortly!
Flight attendants please prepare your doors for arrival.
CROSS CHECK!
WHOA, I’m back in tha A!
Man that was a long week. My job sent me to Virginia Beach, VA for training and let me tell ya. The Virginia Beach, Chesapeake, Portsmouth, Norfolk, Suffolk, Newport News, hell DAMN TIDE WATER area is sumthin’ special ya’ll.
However, dem military mens and stuff.
CAN WE SAY HOLLA-LU-JUS!
When I tell ya, a uniform does a body good. A negro ain’t lying!
HEAR WHATTA SAY!
Anyway, let me tell you my ordeal this week.
After a long day of sitting in my training class I decided to head to the gym for my usual work-out routine. I headed over to Bally’s Total Fitness on Virginia Beach Blvd.
A kidd worked it out. I was sweating; mad hard then realized . . . ummm, B . . . seriously, fo’ real, fo real you only did two reps.
What in the hell? Can I get some ventilation up in here? Clearly, the new LA Fitness facilities in ATL have me spoiled. However, the sights made it all worth it.
Dem, military Puerto Ricans, be lookin’ thick, and solid, in all the right places. They kept me motivated.
But, Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddddd, Soulja Boy # 5 . . .all the way live, walked in. I said, WELL NOW!
Sergent Jerome!
YES SIR!
I BOW DOWN SIR!
DROP AND GIVE YOU TEN SIR!
I WOULD LICK YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE SIR. (Oops, did I say that out loud)
Now Sergent Jerome I so respect your Don’t ASK, DON’ TELL, policy but bruh’ if you stare at me one mo gin’ in the mirror. I gonna have to call you out! Because, clearly you overlooked the 30 second stare rule. Boo, you suspect. But, I ain’t mad cha!
Doesn’t working out in a wife beater and Timb’s, do somethin’ to ya?
Alright, enough of the eye candy I decided to head back to the hotel, but, somehow my vehicle veered off to the left and ended up at Mickey’ D’s.
Hmmm, this GPS Navigation system clearly has a mind of its own. His name must be Kitt from Knight Rider because he knew what my body needed.
I guess he figured a lil’ snack-e-snack wouldn’t hurt.
I know, I know, that hot grease on them scrumptious fries isn’t good for my diet. But, hell BITE ME!
As I proceed to the counter a cute young lady said “ Humph, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?”
I thought to myself, alright lil’ momma, yeah, let me have a #1 with a Dasani water. However, I would like some new fries right out the grease, please.
Yeah, I got you. You like dem’ fresh hot fries HUH, me too!
As soon as I paid for my order, Candida (Side Bar – Isn’t that name similar to some oral or vaginal infection or somethin’. G’rl what was your momma thinkin’?) she turned around and said. . . UMMM, I’m sorry I can’t fulfill your order, we dun’ ran out BUNS.
OMFG. . . I thought I was Buck-Wheat. I said O-TAY. Come again?
We ain’t got no’ mo buns.
No lil’ G’rl… Really! NO SERIOUSLY!
HOW IN THE FUDGE YOU RUN OUT OF BUNS?
She would never say, I don’t order supplies!
See this is some BULL-ISH!
Only in VA Beach would this happen.
Can you wait for a minute, we gonna get some mo' from another McDonald’s.
I said what? Umm, hell naw, but I’m so gonna have to talk about ya’ll on my BLOG. She looked at me as if to say and you still ain’t gettin’ no damn sandwhich.
Damn-it I had to eat some Chicken McNuggets by default.
Tidewater peeps. Ya’ll Straight GHETTO! That don’t make no damn sense!
But, shout out to Feather N Fin’ Chicken and Seafood in Norfolk. That's some good ol’ Ghetto Fried Chicken.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Hmm . . . Is This The Bitch In You?
HOW U DOIN’
D. Wade is that Style Warrior Lipglass?
“Lipcolour that dazzles with light and shine to bring an exciting dimensional pop to your lips. Large particle pearls reflect and refract light to mimic the brilliance of quartz and opal crystal. Provides exceptional shine with a crystalline iridescence. Non-sticky, non-tacky, lightweight and moisturizing. Glides on. Wear alone, or layer over lipstick or Lipglass for dramatic effect.
Or is that
PlushGlass
Sheer lip colour with a pearlized high-shine gloss finish. Comfortable to wear: lush, multi-dimensional. Gives a cool-warm, vanilla buzz to the lips. Moisturizes, soothes and visibly plumps the lips to make them look luxuriously healthy and well-conditioned. Contains vitamin E for added environmental protection.”
M.A.C definitely LOVES THAT LOOK!
I mean Fo' real, Fo' real. . . All I can say is You Go Boi!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
I Just Wanna Be!
Drake - "Successful" (Featuring Trey Songz) Live from The Smoking Section on Vimeo.
B what are you going thru?
It’s Saturday morning and just like clockwork . . . I woke up, slipped into my red and white Calvin Klein Athletic Pro Stretch boxer briefs, classic wife beater, sweatpants, attached my iPod to my left bicep, laced up my sneaks, and headed to the gym to keep my appointment with Ms. Master . . . Stairmaster that is!
She was there just like I expected, willing and able to take this chicken fried brown, finger lickin’ good, edible delight!
Now a kidd started off nice and slow. I stepped into her, and got in where I fit in.
I mean I must admit my rhythm was on point. Then she sped up, I said ooh it’s like that?
But, B took his vitamins so I stepped it up and gave it to her harder and stronger.
Before long G’rl had a kidd sweatin'. I went up and down, side to side, climbing her mountain top with my size 13 . . . Foot that is!
30 minutes into it, I was going strong . . . saying to myself . . . And what? Then, Ms. Master stepped up her game, and went into turbo drive. I was like trippin’ and fumbling until I said Ms. Master, Ms. Master, alright you got me. I tap out!
Damn, G’rl. . . . Ms. Master you a bad . . . Shout Yo Mouf!
After that orgasmic bodily exertion I took a shower and was off around noon-ish to meet up with my barber to upgrade my swag.
Once my Chin-Up, Brush Up, Shape-Up, was complete, I walked outside and faced the blazing afternoon sun head-on, and reflected on my Saturday routine.
For some reason, my mind kept saying I want more. . .
I got tha House – Check
I got tha Car – (Perhaps just a vehicle) – Check
I got tha Degree – Check
I got tha Job – Check
I got tha Personality That Can Literally Warm Everyones Heart – Check
“But inside I’m treadin’ waters steady tryin’ to swim ashore
But I suppose,
I just wanna be,
I just wanna be successful
I just wanna be,
I just wanna be successful!”
Friday, August 14, 2009
Tryin To Swagger Jack My Style. . . Puhleeze!
Get em’ Solang – E!
My baby girl is rockin’ some zipper on tha side, off the heezy, krunk, badass, sexy, delicious, fly, funky, fresh, dope, bangin, did someone the shit? . . . Black and Gold Pumps!
And BALD-HEADED.... AND WHAT?
My Ahhh HA~ Moment!
Afternoon everyone . . .
B'wood, B!Xclusive, Big Daddy B or just plain ol' B will be the first brotha to admit loud and proud that I absolutely love Oprah.
I know often she caters to her estrogen driving audience and perhaps maybe it's my inner sensitive side, that allows her to motivate me, but, clearly whatever it is I'm in awe of Ms. O!
Well today my philosophical side rose to the surface and I became puzzled to the fact that I didn’t have any black or white answers to these questions. Nonetheless, my left hemisphere was intrigued and I thought perhaps I would share this with my fellow kindred family soul.
Maybe you guys have the answers to these questions or maybe not? However, I realized today, that clearly the answer for me is being validated! Validated perhaps even with a Notary Public that B you are somebody, and your al'right!
O says. . . .
"In our current economic state, we have a choice: We can reside in a place of desperation, panic, and fear—or we can literally give ourselves some breathing space. Take in a few deep breaths. Exhale. And focus on what we need instead of what we've been striving to have.
When was the last time you thought about what really makes you feel good? Just thinking about that walk through the woods with my dogs brings a smile to my spirit.
What fills you up? What matters most to you?
For me, it's finding teachable moments in every experience. I'm happiest when I'm either learning or teaching. But I can do neither without giving my full attention to whatever or whoever needs to be in focus. That means listening with my whole body, all senses attuned to the moment.
Being able to tune in this way is why, even after 23 years of doing the show, I still have aha moments.
Meaningful things happen when you give someone your undivided—undistracted—attention. Because that's what everyone is really looking for: to be validated, appreciated, heard. To be raised up by their interactions, and not put down.
I know for sure: When we connect to what's alive in another person, the feeling is mutual.
And we both get a lift."
Side Bar ~ Jay and Ms. O in Brooklyn, NY on his grandmother's stoop.
Stay tuned. . . . Barbera Wa-Wa don't have nothing on H to tha Po'Po... Harpo that is!
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Pop Sum' Chris!
Chrisette Michelle ft Ne-Yo ~ What You Do?
Oh, I can see it now. . . Dinner Party For Two, Please!
Candles lit in the background
Start off with an appetizer:
Artichoke and Goat Cheese Brushetta
Caesar Salad
And as my main course:
Cabernet Filet Mignon with a perfect Baked Potato. Crisp, golden skin on the outside and is pure white and fluffy in the inside.
Oh, and a little Cristal oops, I mean Ms. Chris... Chrisette Michele that is! (This kidd doesn't drink) playing ooh so softly in the background.
Now that’s fine dining.
Side Bar: I love to hear the purity of her tone, phrasing and intonation. Do I hear a lil’ Kim Burrell and Ella Fitzgerald in her singing?
I So Need A B-Baller In My Life!
Don't you love a lil' one on one, body contact, sweat drippin', with baller shorts grown man low, and B's wood is swingin' from side to side (get it B-Wood. . . Hee, Hee!). . . .OH, B-Ball that is?
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