Diversity

Good Afternoon,

Don't ya'll love DIVERSITY! I think it’s the best.

I just finished walking the streets by my lonesome. The rain smells so good. I skipped here, jumped over a puddle there, made a huge splash over here, and moseyed on down the block to my good ol' Subway for lunch!

As I returned from my adventure, I waited in the corridor for an available elevator. One passed. . . OOOH, no too crowded. A second passed . . . B, don't try that one, that joker will trap you in.

Ding, a third one arrived. . . Awww yes, my empty, silent oasis, to take me up the heavens to the 22nd floor.

Then just as I enter, another passenger decides to jump aboard my personal carrier.

BRAHNT, BRAHNT. . . Oh my, hi Mr. Huynh. . He's my lil Asian man that works on the 20th floor in the Office of Hearings and Appeals. (Ques. - why he always sweating)?

OOOH, Brahnt I see u gin'. I said yeah, it's been a while. You don't work. You be off-e, huh. Ummm, no I'm here 7 days a week including holidays.

HOLIDAY, OH NO - You like job too much. No, I was just kidding. LITERALLY!

OOOOOOOH, BRAHNT U FUNNY. U jokey huh!

(No you funny, because literally why are you talking so loud, like u got an IPod on, and can't hear!)

Huh, you say somethin' BRAHNT. . . OH no, just talking to myself!

OOOH, Brahnt, it's hot like fire in here, huh. . . No I'm pretty cool.

OKAY, BYE BRAHNT- SEE YOU WEEK, NEXT.

WHY, I had a Scooby-doo moment "Ruh-roo". Oh, you mean next week. Okay bye!

Diversity

Theirs Just Somethin' About A Fitted . . .

Theirs Just Somethin' About A Fitted . . .

Jeremih - New Video Imma Star

Jeremih - New Video Imma Star

NeNee VS Kandi

NeNee VS Kandi

My Cuzzo ~ The Hole-Dweller

Lawd . . . . Now you know B~wood don’t like talkin’ about people.

But, why someone told me Rocsi from 106th and Park was kin’ to the Hobbit from “The Lord of the Rings”.

OMG!

Yeah, it must be dem’ slightly pointed ears that run in the family!

We still love ya though!

But, fo’ real, fo’ real. . . I sure nuff miss AJ & Free!

My Cuzzo ~ The Hole-Dweller

My Hersey Kissable

Okay it’s Official!

On July 30th, 2009 B~wood officially submitted his letter of resignation to his employer.

It a recession B~wood, what in the hell you ask?

Oh, don’t trip!

Pump, your mutha freakin breaks. B~wood already has a new occupation.

Yes Lawd, my new occupation is titled “Stalker”, oops, I mean “Pursuer”.

It’s the latest trend, so you know it’s a B! Xclusive.

I mean who wouldn’t want to capture, and allow this fine, tantalizing, ripped, specimen, overtake and wrestle them to the ground and say: “Yo, seriously . . . What in the hell are you doing?”

Or perhaps, in B~wood’s fantasy world say: “What’s my Mutha F**kin name. . . Yeah, you like Big Daddy on Top, Don’t Cha!”

However, I must admit I love Kim-Kim, so I was routing for them on the sideline. I even retreated my hot pursuit for a lil’ while. Now you know that’s LOVE!

But, BABE . . . It’s on and poppin’ now!

So, Pop Lock and Drop It . . . Pop Lock and Drop It!

Ques? Do you think my “Mr. Goodbar” will also earn the title “Mr. NutRageous”? I mean isn't your palate craving that lumpy, thick texture, that consist of 290 Calories, 17g of Total Fat, 23g of Sugar, 25g of Calcium and 6g of Protein.

I know I heard someone say Ummm, ummm, GOOD!

My Hersey Kissable

Ummm, Yeah. . . Do They Come In Combo Meals?

Well ATL Finest is at it again!

Check dem’ out at Atlanta’s own White Party. I mean it ain’t P-Diddy’s lavish affair, but, hey not to shabby!

So, umm yes, I will take that one, and that one . . . Hold Up, naw’ shorty throw that one back! Oh, and that one with the fitted hat on.

Wrapped them up to go please!

Wait!

OOOH, Lawd I missed one. . . . I need that one too with the bare chest just-uh’ glisten’ in stuff.

Ummm, question? Does that one come in Mild or Spicy! I prefer spicy served with their fresh buttermilk, honey, biscuits. (Sidebar ~ I love you TC)!

Ummm, Yeah. . . Do They Come In Combo Meals?